Russia Emerges as Leader, Progressive Powerhouse at Security Council

A theme of nuclear weaponry spawned attacks on democracy and free thinking at this morning’s session. Poland undermined the legitimacy of democracy, attacking free and open press in pursuit self-righteous ambitions. 

Russia, a hardline peace advocate, says “nukes prevented World War 3”, while the Netherlands took a different approach, calling for the “killing of all humanity”. Calling for “love”, the Russian Federation contrasted greatly against their American counterparts, who put forth a written expression of admiration for their President in an act of partisan grandstanding.

Continuing their trend of calling for the liberty of the press, Russia praised the intelligent sharing of ideas brought forth by journalists.